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COLTS PLAY FANTASY
January 7th, 2010 by Paul Nardizzi
Tiger Woods now has to deal with the fact that a sex tape of he and one of his partners is out on the market. Unlike the Paris Hilton video and the Pam Anderson boat trip hammer-a- thon, Tiger’s romp is rumored to be a lot less of a turn on. The love [...]
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Tiger Redux, and Hot Stove %$$#
December 17th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
Tiger Woods just won’t let up, the latest gossip is he is linked to a doctor who is under investigation for HGH. Tiger can claim that the slew of women he’s been linked to were merely exercises to help him improve his grip, but this HGH thing will be harder to explain. The [...]
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THE WOODMAN COMETH
December 9th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
As more info on Tiger pours in, it appears that the Worlds’ Greatest Lover had women stashed all over the place. The Wood Man played the field the way you or I play the game of Risk, globally. Typically I don’t allow my children to watch the news, but I’ve let them in [...]
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TIGER WOODY, %$$$ HITS THE FAN
December 3rd, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
Tiger Woods had a solid weekend for himself. And before you go off on me, saying, “You’re just piling on because he’s black,” let me stop you right there. I am not piling on because he’s black, I’m piling on because he’s Thai. Every race has its own steroetype, but the folks [...]
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Vince Dry Heaves
December 1st, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
The Pats rebounded from that devastating loss to the Colts by hammering the Jets at Gillette Stadium. Rex Ryan was contrite after the game, and praised the Pats for outplaying his squad. Then he retreated to the locker room so he could whittle a coffin for his team.
Now that the Titans are [...]
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Bud Light
November 20th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
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I’d like to applaud Bud Adams for his behavior last Sunday in the Bills-Jaguars game. Football that boring needs [...]
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The Perfect Pushup
July 21st, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
Quick word about this product, don’t buy it. If by perfect they mean a perfect tear in the rotator cuff, then by all means have at it. I cannot even lift my arm over head due to this piece of crud. If you aren’t familiar with it, the product is basically 2 rotating disks that [...]
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Live by the three, die by the three.
March 27th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
With Duke out I can now sit back and enjoy the NCAA tournament. Along with the Yankees and Lakers, Duke sits atop my list of most hated teams. Unlike the Yankees and Lakers however, Duke is no longer relevant. They have become one of the few teams that are easy to hate, but don’t really [...]
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Trade Cutler?
March 25th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
Jay Cutler performed his best Jim Mora impersonation recently after his team, the Denver Broncos, attempted to ship the gunslinger out of town. Trade? Trade? Me? Trade? Ya kidding me? Trade??? Trade??? Let’s get the violins out for Jay, who is apparently upset that his new coach attempted to trade him. Apparently Jay figured the [...]
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The WBC
March 19th, 2009 by Paul Nardizzi
The WBC ratings are floating in a cesspool, and supporters of the tournament can’t figure out why. Here’s one possible reason. Similar to the Olympics, this tourney pits countries against other countries for bragging rights to a particular sport, in this case baseball, which I don’t even consider a sport since players are only required [...]
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